Who's next?

Having lost one very dear friend yesterday, I rang another who had failed to answer any of my texts and found out she had been hit by a car last Friday and is flat on her back in bed, taking very heavy painkillers. I'm off to see her tomorrow. There's also another who hasn't answered texts, emails or phone messages. Please, PLEASE, my friends, don't keel over, be struck by a bus, fall off the roof, get terminal swine flu or whatever. I simply can't take any more days of being prostrate with grief. The face is peeling and the tissues are on their 23rd blow and mop as my special offer Kleenex have almost run out.