Sneezes again

Actually, this particular sneeze, the explosive one, sounds more like "ErHURRRR". Maybe each different bug has its own sneeze and doctors should look into this. They could work out the strain, and therefore the cure, just by listening to the patient sneeze.

Though, come to think of it, don't doctors' waiting rooms have notices up telling you not to come if you have a cold or 'flu? Damn it, there goes another excellent theory!