Bugs and lbs

For the last two days I have had a nasty stomach bug. It involved pain, no sleep and many trips to the loo, complete with bucket as I felt really sick and was scared of a 'both ends job', if you know what I mean! I feel a lot better today and have just jumped on the scales, convinced I must have lost a lb or three. But d'you know what? I haven't even lost one measly ounce. I can't believe it! All that suffering for nothing. Huh! May as well take up chocolate again.