Wednesday, 9 December 2009

Sex in the stars

Although I resigned my astrology column in Scarlet Magazine as they made me wait all year for my money rather than pay me regularly every month, which is what I expected and needed, I am still contracted to write the rude stars for men's mag Fiesta. Years ago, Fiesta sent me on an astrology course. 25 years on, I am still friends with three people I met on it - Tony, Nigel and Mo - and I have been Fiesta's tame astrologer since then, providing such vital info as Best Sex Day of the Month. Let me know your sign and I'll give you the hot dates for Jan and Feb!

5 comments:

Jacula said...

I'm sorry I steered you towards them, Hydra. I had no idea they were slow payers. It's been fun reading the horoscopes, though.

Perovskia said...

Woo!

I'm aries (with aries rising as well - go me).

Seeing as I'm not dating anyone and my ex is overseas in the war. This should be interesting!

hydra said...

Perovskia, you've got Mars in a sexy part of the skies and some no-strings-attached fun will come your way. Sexiest day is the 17th!

hydra said...

Jac, it's not your fault! I finally got a cheque last week for March through to September, but missing out July for some reason!

Perovskia said...

*writes on calendar* :)